Lev

Lev is a grumpy Russian who showed up during the eyes.gif arc.

Summary:

 * Name: Lev


 * Nicknames: Lev!


 * Age: 114 (appears 25)


 * Family: One older brother, one older sister, mother and father (all four are dead, though)
 * Pets:  Bears One scrawny cat (Julik)

Personality:
Lev is a sour, grumpy person. He's a person who views the world with a "cup half empty" philosophy. Death doesn't phaze him easily, nor does injury of varying forms. That all in mind, he's not a sad person - in truth, he's rather happy. He's usually content, or at least not upset. He does anger easily, depending on the topic, and once he's angry, he's murderous.


 * Goals/motivations: To live in Italy on a warm beach and sleep the days away.

Pre-Meme Background:
Once upon a time, Lev was a little boy in a family of five living in a poor village in the outskirts of Moscow. When not at school, he worked as a logger, until he turned 19 and was drafted into the army as World War I began to heat up. Not very long after, he found himself on the verge of death after a battle, having been left behind. As he was waiting to die, Mr. Client showed up and proposed his job: to do things like assassination, espionage, interrogation, and things such as it and, in return, be granted a sort of "immortal life": whenever he died, Mr. Client would bring him back to life through necromancy. Lev agreed without much thought, eager to continue living, and the deal was sealed; Client picked up Lev's rifle and killed him for the first time.

After that, Lev simply did what he was told to do, building intense loyalty to his boss and a so-called "heartless soul." His only payment for his job was in the form of trips alone to wherever he liked to go, eventually solely becoming trips to Italy, his favorite place to travel to. On the side, though, when he found free time, he began visiting a certain meme.

Appearance:

 * Height: 6'0" (183cm)


 * Weight: 170lbs (77kg)


 * Hair color/style: Blond, and combed enough to at least look somewhat neat. He keeps his hair cut short, but if it grew out, it would be a bit fluffy.


 * Eye color: Blue.


 * Any special physical description: He has a very Russian nose.

Interactions:

 * Partridge : Lev and Partridge are friends after the circus event, having been somewhat close acquaintances that started off on the wrong foot at first. The events that took place during the circus, however, secured their friendship. Partridge greatly reminds Lev of an old friend of his, so he's a bit more casual with him than he'd normally allow himself to be.
 * Mr. Client : His (former now) boss. Lev is incredibly loyal to him, the only person he really trusts. They share a strictly business relationship, but deep down, Lev does see him as a sort of father figure or mentor of sorts. He'd never admit this, of course.
 * Mari : A good friend of Lev's. He's a bit overprotective of her, since he doesn't trust her to make good decisions concerning her safety, and a good way to get him to snap is to threaten that safety. He's quick to defend her. Still, he can, and often does, get frustrated with her, though not enough to get truly angry.
 * Big Brother : Absolute hatred.

Etc:
Lev's favorite food is soup. Was once a chick.

Threads:

 * Lev attempts to deliver Partridge's payment.
 * Lev again attempts to deliver the payment.
 * Lev returns in a new body.
 * Lev takes Partride's body.
 * Lev is confronted by his wife-to-be.
 * Lev brings Partridge's body to Apprentice.
 * Lev finds Partridge while in the body of a young boy.
 * Lev is found by Partridge and they have a terse talk.
 * Lev accompanies Partridge to the laundromat, where a fight starts.
 * Lev overhears an ugly rumor.
 * Lev chats with Mari.
 * Lev and Partridge talk about Mari and souls.
 * Lev finds Partridge in order to catch up, and recieves a ticket to the circus.
 * Lev finds Partridge looking for Mari and finds her, himself.
 * Lev is summoned by Mari to get the blue peaches delivered.
 * Lev takes his seat for the circus.
 * Lev wonders how someone loses a bear.
 * Lev volunteers for the second act... and is indeed... vanished for it.
 * Lev finally returns to battle the devil himself.
 * Lev is brought back to the meme by Partridge.
 * Lev defends Mari from Satan.
 * Lev volunteers for a de-age potion.
 * Lev goes to a truth or dare thread, having become a child.
 * Lev confronts the doctor responsible.
 * Lev chats with Mari about why she had been acting so oddly.
 * Lev meets Winston after he crashes a golf cart.
 * Lev asks Partridge about the orange and tries to kill envelope!eyes.gif (again).
 * Lev returns to Stephenson and they chat about job possibilities.
 * Lev interrupts Stephenson and the orange tree assassin. (Follow-up: Lev accepts the job offer.)
 * Lev finds Slide impersonating Partridge.
 * Lev isn't a sexy nacho boy.

BASICS:

 * Character's Name: Lev


 * Character's Nicknames: Lev!


 * Sex and/or Gender: Male


 * Righty or Lefty: Righty


 * Age: 115 (appears as late 20s)


 * Height: 6'something


 * Weight: Eh


 * Eye Color: Brown I think


 * Hair Color: Blond


 * Distinguishing marks (tattoos, piercings, scars): Nice ass


 * Describe physical traits in one passage: Not overly scary-looking but he has a presence. He's not someone you'd pick a fight with.

FAMILY/RELIGION:

 * Parents: Both dead


 * Siblings: 2, DEAD


 * Marital Status: Nope


 * Significant Other/s: NOPE


 * Children: NNNNNNNNOPE


 * Other Relatives: None


 * Pets: Julik the crappy cat


 * Friends: Nope


 * Enemies: Everyone who he's killed


 * Relationships (other): No


 * Ethnicity: Russian


 * Religion: Orthodox


 * Beliefs: "People die when they are killed"


 * Superstitions: Not terribly but he won't walk under ladders.


 * Diction, Accent, Etc.: Russian accent but it's not that heavy. His English is sort of tinted with an English accent but it's not that noticeable

SCHOOL/WORK/HOME:

 * Education (Highest): Hahahahaahahha


 * Degrees: NOPE


 * Vocation/Occupation: Ex-Assassin


 * Employment History: Wood chopper; Assassin


 * Salary: LOL


 * Status and Money: Somehow stinking rich


 * Own or Rent: Partridge's house


 * Living Space (describe): Mari's old room


 * Work Space (describe): Sitting in Italy


 * Main Mode of Transportation: Walking on his feet

PSYCHOLOGY:

 * Fears: Guts


 * Secrets: Not really


 * IQ: Not low, not high


 * Eating Habits: 3 meals, with alcohol in between


 * Food Preferences: Soups and hot meals


 * Sleeping Habits: Mainly sleeps on his back


 * Book Preferences: Non-fiction or novels with little details within them


 * Music Preferences: Meh


 * Groups or Alone: ALONE


 * Leader or Follower: Follower


 * Planned Out or Spontaneous: Planned, unless he's pissed


 * Journal Entries (Do they keep one?): One time he tried to and then it made him sads


 * Hobbies, Recreation: Shooting practice, smoking, exercise


 * How Do They Relax: Smoking and drinking


 * What Excites Them: DRINKING


 * Pet Peeves: Partridge


 * Attitudes: Bitchy, Old, Whiny, Angry


 * Stressors: Partridge


 * Obsessions: Meticulously cleaning small things


 * Addictions: Tobacco, alcohol


 * Ambitions: Nope


 * As Seen by Others: Jerk


 * As Seen by Self: Whatever

ASTROLOGY/PHISIOLOGY:

 * Birth Date: October 10 1897


 * Time of Birth (Morning, Afternoon, Evening): Fuck if I know


 * Western Astrological Sign: Libra


 * Traits Associated with Western Sign: Don't care


 * Chinese Zodiac Sign: Rooster apparently


 * Traits Associated with Chinese Zodiac: DON'T CARE


 * Handwriting: Neat in Latin script, messy in Cyrillic


 * Sexual History: Nope


 * General Health: Died a lot


 * Medical History: Seriously, a lot


 * Allergies: Hell if he knows


 * Chronic Illnesses: Chronic death syndrome


 * Handicaps: Dying

OBJECTS KEPT IN:

 * Purse/bag: No bag


 * Wallet: Money, single credit card, fake ID


 * Fridge: Alcohol


 * Medicine Cabinet: Nothing he hates medicine


 * Glove Compartment: Guns


 * Junk Drawer: Sticky notes reminding him to do shit


 * Bedroom Hiding Place: Nothing


 * Kitchen Cabinets: Alcohol


 * Closets: Clothes, shoes


 * Backpack: Nothing


 * Locker: Who owns a locker


 * Desk: Cigarettes


 * Clothes pockets (Jackets, pants, etc.): Cigarettes, pen cap (that's where he put that), lighter

OTHER:

 * Halloween Costumes: The 11th Doctor one time


 * Tricks: No


 * Talents: He's a pretty good shot


 * Politics: He doesn't care about your country


 * Flaws: He's an asshole and doesn't care about people, but when he does he's overly protective of them to the point of smothering


 * Strengths: Physically strong, keeps calm


 * Drugs/Alcohol: YEP


 * Passwords: 123456789


 * Email Address, Home Page, blogs, etc.: lev1022@gmail.com


 * Prized Possessions: Guns


 * Time and Place (Era, Genre, etc.): A whole century!!!!!!1!


 * Special Places: Nope


 * Special Memories: One time he went to Italy it was amazing