Jonah

Summary:

 * Name: Jonah


 * Nicknames:


 * Age: 8 now (born Feb 14th)


 * Family: Deceased parents, and an adoptive father (Dr. Geoffrey W. Lemon).


 * Pets: Nye, his St. Bernard

Personality:
He's quiet, calm, and very blunt about his opinions on anything or anyone. Doesn't like to socialize much, but he purposely leaves his room to find things to do only so he can return and talk about it alone. He'll believe almost anything anyone says about him if there's reasoning behind it. He doesn't like to play with other kids. Actually he hates being around them 'cause he tends to get bullied, though it's his own fault because he starts a lot of the fights. Though it doesn't seem like much of a kid, he does enjoy eating sweets, especially stuff like ice cream and bubble gum.


 * Goals/motivations: Keep calm and carry on.

Pre-Meme Background:
Jonah was the son of two French migrants (named Vincent and Aimee Dubois) who wanted to find a neat life abroad. Jonah had never met his mother because she died due to labor complications when he was born. His father never blamed Jonah for it though. Jonah's father was actually the man who told him that his mother was looking down from him at the sky, and if he talked to her, she could hear him. This led Jonah to conclude that his mom was the brightest star in the night sky, and if he did talk about his day just before going to sleep, his mom would know that he was doing okay.

When Jonah was four, his father was caught in a motorcycle accident and died. Having no one to take care of him, Jonah had no choice but to enroll in an orphanage, waiting to be adopted by guardians. There, he was bullied and picked on for "talking to himself" at night, when in fact he was only talking to his parents. Jonah never explained why he did it at first because he was embarrassed, but later it had been because it was a secret only he and his parents could keep. Jonah then began talking only when he was sure he was alone no matter what the time was. He would even take hour long showers just to talk, which made other kids angry for hogging up the water.

He pretty much weirded everybody out so much that he was either bullied a lot or completely ignored. Potential guardians have tried to befriend him before so that he could be adopted by them, thinking Jonah was just shy. But the guardians always change their minds believing Jonah is insane when the kid tells them he's murdered his mother. After having been called insane by both adults and kids, he just started to begin to believe the fact.

And then Jonah was adopted by a smiling scientist who didn't care about Jonah's history and gave him a telescope and he was happy.

Appearance:

 * Height: 3'6" (now 3'9" as of Nov 23)
 * Weight: 45 lbs (now 55 lbs as of Nov 23)


 * Hair color/style: Blondie


 * Eye color: Gray


 * Any special physical description: He wears baggy clothes, a baggy sweatshirt and a baseball cap.

Interactions:

 * Dr. GWL: He adopted him. Surprisingly likes him a lot, but thinks he can be a bit weird. He calls him his new dad.


 * Tony: He doesn't understand her at all. edit 1/18/12: HATE HATE HATE HATE.


 * Magpie: He's a teletubby. But really, he's seen him a few times at the orphanage, but didn't really talk to him then.
 * Dr. Stephenson: Thinks he's weird.
 * Lev: Lev is like DNW and Jonah's like hurr u suk anyway.
 * Voilet: She's the spawn of Satan and quite literally the babysitter from Hell.
 * Nemo: SPEAK UP YOU IDIOT
 * Joe: "What is that and why won't you tell me?" maybe because it's a flippin DILDO
 * William: ONLY HE UNDERSTANDS MY PAIN
 * Maria: BIG TITTIED WITCH
 * Richard: He got kidnapped and conned by him and he haaaates him the most out of anyone I think.

Etc:
Jonah's fascinated by astronomy, believing stars are people who watch over their loved ones from the sky. Science may say otherwise but he doesn't think so. He also likes chemistry, but mainly because it pleases his new dad. Basically, he'll grow up to become an astronaut who lives on the moon and own a chocolate factory with the power to cure cancer and time travel so that he can invent Wifi in the early 21st century.